Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour


Comedy Cruise on Newcastle Harbour – Laugh Out Loud on the Water!

Experience an unforgettable night filled with laughter, entertainment, and stunning harbour views aboard the MV Calmer, Newcastle's premier superyacht. This unique comedy cruise features live stand-up comedy with top Australian and international comedians, delivering sharp wit, outrageous stories, and crowd-roasting humour.

Guests are welcomed with complimentary canapés and drinks upon arrival, setting the tone for a fun-filled evening. The fully licensed venue offers a wide selection of drinks, including craft beers, wines, spirits, and ready-to-drink favourites. A delicious menu, crafted by the private chef, is available for purchase.

Take in breathtaking 360-degree harbour views from the wrap-around decks and sky deck, perfect for snapping memorable photos. Between comedy sets, guests can relax and mingle across all three levels, with upbeat music to keep the energy flowing.


Facilities at Grand Masters of Comedy on the Harbour

  • Bar
  • Public Toilet
  • Restaurant

Accessibility Information

  • Disabled access available, contact operator for details.
  • Wharf Rd, Newcastle, 2300
  • 15 August 2025
  • 19 September 2025
  • 17 October 2025
  • 14 November 2025
  • 20 February 2026
  • 20 March 2026
  • All tickets - $57 to $69
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