New Annual - Triceratop: Lingua Franca


Blending cabaret, sci‑fi, storytelling and unapologetic camp humour, it's wild, witty and bittersweet – where love, survival bunkers and finding your true 'Triceratop' collide. A hilariously tender gay dinosaur parable – it's 'RuPaul's Drag Race' meets 'Don't Look Up'. Can our prehistoric protagonist find love in time?

Triceratop whisks you into the Jurassic jungle of gay romance, where it's all too easy to feel like an ageing dinosaur…literally. Sheltering from catastrophe, one lonely dino passes the time in a makeshift (but fabulous!) bunker. As Cretaceous civilisation crumbles and a glittering ass-teroid hurtles toward Earth, time is running out to find his perfect match.

  • King Street, Newcastle, 2300
  • 30 September 2026 to 04 October 2026
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